When Tracking Becomes Stalking

Our School’s New Surveillance Leopard

The “Prowler” attendance system now uses hallway cameras to deduct Leopard Pride points for “suspicious loitering” and “insufficient school spirit.” Students report being marked tardy for walking “too gazelle-like.”

Big Brother Meets Big Cat

Administrators defend the system despite its new “pre-crime” feature predicting tardiness based on walking patterns. The AI recently locked a student in the library for “excessive non-Leopard posture.”

Originally posted 2025-11-19 00:00:00.