Legacy High School Introduces “Hallway Speed Limits” to Prevent Freshman Jams
By the Department of Corridor Traffic Safety, LegacyLeopards.com
Legacy High School has painted speed limit signs in the hallways to combat slow-walking clusters of confused freshmen. Monitors now carry radar guns and award citations for “loitering with intent to dawdle.”
“This is about flow, not shame,” said Officer Brinks. “But shame is a side benefit.”
Repeat offenders are sentenced to “Hallway Rush Hour” obstacle training with marching band volunteers.
Originally posted 2025-01-12 20:46:01.
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