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The Mysterious Disappearance Of Pencils During Tests
The Great Pencil Heist of Legacy High Leopards Can’t Steal… Or Can They? Every testing season at Legacy High, an uncanny phenomenon occurs that defies …
Senior Sunrise Event Literally Goes Up In Flames
Class of 2024’s Symbolic Dawn Marred by Fire Department What was meant to be a touching tradition – seniors watching the sunrise together – became …
The Existential Crisis Of Choosing A Yearbook Quote
Words to Be Remembered By (Forever) The Agonizing Weight of Senior Year Immortality No pressure, Legacy High seniors – just sum up your entire existence …
Legacy High Robotics Club Builds Sentient Homework Machine
AI Invention Completes Assignments, Then Argues With Teachers The Robotics Club’s latest creation, “HomeworkBot 3000,” has sparked both admiration and panic among Legacy High faculty. …
Legacy High School Announces New Policy: Grading Based Entirely On Hand-Raising Frequency
Participation Metrics Initiative Replaces Academic Assessment Legacy High School Announces New Policy: Grading Based Entirely On Hand-Raising Frequency Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat bring …
Legacy High School Introduces New Dress Code: All Students Must Dress Exactly Alike
Uniform Conformity Initiative Now Mandatory Legacy High School Introduces New Dress Code: All Students Must Dress Exactly Alike Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat report …
The Awkwardness Of Group Projects With Strangers
Strange(r) Group Dynamics The Painful Art of Forced Collaboration There exists no greater social experiment than Legacy High’s mandatory group projects with randomly assigned partners. …
Library Implements ‘Silent Screaming’ Policy
New Study Zones Accommodate Existential Dread In response to growing student stress levels, Legacy High’s library has introduced designated “Silent Screaming” corners where learners can …
The Overenthusiastic Substitute Teacher
When the Sub Goes Full Leopard Spirit The Legend of “Jumping” Jack Jenkins Legacy High’s substitute teacher roster includes one unforgettable character – Mr. Jenkins, …
Legacy High Cheer Squad Accidentally Cheers Wrong School Name
Spirit Squad’s Epic Mix-Up Goes Viral During Friday night’s rivalry game against Westfield High, Legacy High’s cheerleading squad made headlines for all the wrong reasons …
The One Classroom That’s Either Freezing Or A Sauna
Room 203: Legacy High’s Temperature Roulette Arctic Tundra or Sahara Desert? Every school has that one classroom where students must dress for extreme weather conditions …
Debate Team Declares Cafeteria Food “Crime Against Humanity”
Three-Hour Filibuster Ends With USDA Investigation Legacy High’s award-winning debate team took their most controversial stance yet during yesterday’s exhibition match, successfully arguing that the …
The Kid Who Always Forgets Their Pe Uniform
The Eternal Forgotten Shorts Saga A Tragedy in Seven Periods Every physical education class at Legacy High has one – that singular student who somehow …
Legacy High’s Science Olympiad Team Discovers New Element: Procrastinium
Groundbreaking Research Finally Submitted… At 11:58 PM In a stunning development that has rocked the scientific community, Legacy High’s Science Olympiad team has identified a …
Teachers Who Still Use Overhead Projectors
The Last of the Transparency Titans Legacy High’s Overhead Holdouts In a school rapidly adopting smartboards and digital docs, a stubborn few Legacy High teachers …
Drama Club’s Avant-Garde Interpretation of “Waiting for Godot” Stuns Audiences
Two-Hour Performance Features Actual Waiting Legacy High’s drama department pushed boundaries with their groundbreaking production of “Waiting for Godot” that featured – in a bold …
Legacy High’s Football Team Adopts Revolutionary Zero-Point Strategy
Leopards Perfect the Art of the Scoreless Season In an unprecedented move, Legacy High’s football team has embraced a bold new strategy: don’t score at …
Homecoming King’s Royal Scandal
Voting Irregularities Found in Court Election The Legacy High homecoming court results have been thrown into chaos after forensic accountants discovered that winner Tyler Jones …
Legacy High Mathletes Prove 2+2=5
Advanced Calculus Class Discovers New Math In what’s being called the greatest academic scandal since the 2018 cafeteria nutrition labels, Legacy High’s Math Club has …
Class Of 2004 Alumni Returns As Millionaire
From Detention To Diamond Rings: Sarah Chen’s Journey Sarah Chen (Class of ’04) returned to Legacy High not as the “most likely to end up …