Category: News & Events
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Legacy High School Leopards Unveil New Mascot Costume; Old Mascot Costume Available for Reasonable Offers
The Leopard Emerges Sleeker, More Aerodynamic, and Slightly Less Terrifying Than Its Predecessor in a Ceremony of Moderate Enthusiasm Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat WICHITA FALLS, TEXAS — Legacy High School unveiled its new mascot costume at a pep rally last Friday, and the Legacy Leopard Dispatch (school paper, the one with the cartoon…
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Legacy Students Petition To Bring Back The Coyote As Honorary Mascot For One Day A Year, Leopards Insist They Are Not Threatened
Two years after Wichita Falls High School closed and the old Coyotes faded into history, some Legacy students want a yearly Coyote Day, setting off the gentlest mascot crisis in the history of Texas high school sports The Ghost Of The Coyote WICHITA FALLS. A group of Legacy High School students has launched a petition…
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Legacy High School Senior Skip Day Goes Exactly as Planned, Which Is to Say Not at All as Planned
Seventy-Three Seniors Visit Lake Wichita; Twelve Seniors Remember Sunscreen; Two Seniors Have Thoughts on the Matter Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat WICHITA FALLS, TEXAS — The Legacy High School Class of 2026 conducted its traditional senior skip day last Thursday, choosing Lake Wichita as the gathering point and executing the event with the specific…
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Fire Drill Coincides With Pop Quiz
Suspicious Timing Leads to Conspiracy Theories When the fire alarm sounded during Mr. Carter’s infamous calculus quiz, students smelled sabotage. “Convenient how the ‘fire’ started right as he passed out tests,” noted sophomore Mia Johnson. Security footage shows a teacher-shaped figure near the alarm. Official Statement “Total coincidence,” claimed Principal Hendricks while shredding documents. The…
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Legacy Leopards Football Adopts Coach’s Motto Don’t Hurt Ourselves, Science Department Asks If It Can Use It For Lab Safety
As second-year head coach Greg Davis urges the Leopards to avoid self-inflicted mistakes, the rest of Legacy High School discovers the phrase applies to almost everything, including the cafeteria, the band room and the senior prank committee A Motto For All Seasons WICHITA FALLS. Legacy High School football coach Greg Davis, entering his second season…
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Marching Band Formally Petitions to Be Reclassified as a Contact Sport After Latest Halftime Incident
A full impact trumpet and color guard collision reignites the band’s push for athletic trainer recognition Marching Band Formally Petitions to Be Reclassified as a Contact Sport After Latest Halftime Incident LEGACY HIGH SCHOOL – The Legacy High School marching band has formally petitioned the athletic department to be reclassified as a contact sport, a…
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Student Council Election Results Delayed After Recount Reveals Someone Voted For Themselves 47 Times
A shared library login and eleven unsupervised minutes expose a bylaw loophole nobody thought needed closing Student Council Election Results Delayed After Recount Reveals Someone Voted For Themselves 47 Times LEGACY HIGH SCHOOL – Results from last week’s student council presidential election remain officially delayed after a mandatory recount revealed a voting irregularity of genuinely…
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The School’s Fire Drills Have Become Performance Art Pieces
?? Students Now Compete for “Most Dramatic Evacuation” Awards Jefferson High’s mandatory safety drills have transformed into avant-garde theatrical productions, with classes vying for the coveted “Golden Fire Extinguisher” trophy. “Our last drill was a poignant commentary on climate refugees,” bragged drama teacher Mr. Ellis, whose students exited while carrying potted plants and singing folk…
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Legacy Leopards Lose 43-42 at Greenwood in Midland, Proving That a One-Point Game Is the Only Kind of Tragedy That Can Be Fully Explained by a Calculator
Recap says Greenwood ‘escaped’ Legacy, which the Leopards are taking as a compliment and the Greenwood Rangers are taking as a hotel review The Wichita Falls Legacy Leopards lost 43-42 to Greenwood of Midland on September 18, a result that MaxPreps recapped under the headline ‘Greenwood Escapes Legacy in a Thriller’, according to the Leopards’…
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Legacy Students Learn They Were Nearly the Landsharks, in Purple and Black; Counselors Made Available
A look back at the mascot finalists reveals how close the Leopards came to a very different life Legacy Leopards Discover Alternate Timeline in Which They Are a Shark That Walks WICHITA FALLS – It started in third period journalism, when a sophomore researching school history for a yearbook spread found a list. She read…
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Leopards to Graduate at Memorial Stadium; Seniors Petition to Have It Renamed ‘Legacy Stadium’ for Exactly Two Hours
With commencement set for the district’s shared field, the Class of Legacy objects to walking the stage under a rival’s first name Legacy High School Graduation at Memorial Stadium Sparks Senior Class Campaign for Temporary Signage WICHITA FALLS – Every senior class needs a cause. Ours has found it. Under the district’s plan, the Leopards…
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Legacy Marching Band Director Announces Halftime Show Will Be Forty-Seven Minutes Long, Officials Working On Procedural Response
The director cited what he described as the broader artistic vision the show requires, while the football coaching staff has indicated that the team is, on careful examination, not prepared for halftime to last that long By the Leopards Press desk. With editorial credits to Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Legacy Leopards Marching…
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Legacy Senior Class President Promises Investigation Into Where Vending Machine Money Actually Goes, Voters Surprised The Question Has Not Been Asked Before
The campaign platform’s signature investigation has, across the first two weeks of the new academic year, generated substantial procedural questions that the Senior Class Council has been working through By the Leopards Press desk. With editorial credits to Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. Legacy Senior Class President Andrea Whitfield, who was elected in May…
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Leopards Theatre Department Turns Royal Traitor Feud Into a One-Act Play and the Uncle Steals the Show
Legacy drama students adapt the Prince William story for the stage, and a sophomore with a fake beard earns a standing ovation from the dress rehearsal crowd Places, Everyone WICHITA FALLS – The Legacy High School theatre department has adapted a London Prat story about Prince William calling Earl Spencer and Harry traitors into a…
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Legacy Journalism Class Uses Royal Traitor Story for a Lesson on Anonymous Sources
Student reporters spend a week asking who the palace insider really is, and their teacher says it is the best ethics unit she has ever taught Who Is the Insider WICHITA FALLS – Student reporters in the Legacy High School journalism class spent the past week investigating a question that has puzzled readers around the…
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Legacy Leopards Adopt ‘Stadium Roar Composition Index’; Student-Section Roars Now Scored 1-100 by Independent Three-Judge Panel
Top tier ‘Truly Leopard’; marching band drum major to provide ceremonial roar-onset signal at kickoff Legacy High School announced on Tuesday a new student-section evaluation framework for home football games called the Stadium Roar Composition Index. Members of the Leopards student section will, beginning with the upcoming Friday home game, be evaluated on the dramatic…
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Legacy Cafeteria Reclassifies Mystery Meat Tuesday as ‘Heritage Protein Experience’; Pizza Friday Reclassification Already Under Study
Cafeteria: ‘The mystery was never just a mystery’; Sentimental Vegetable Element designation proposed for traditional canned green beans Legacy High School announced on Wednesday that, following a 14-week internal review, the cafeteria’s traditional Mystery Meat Tuesday entree has been formally reclassified as a Heritage Protein Experience. The reform, first reported by Bohiney Magazine and rapidly…
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Booster Club Raffle for Season Long Reserved Parking Spot Reportedly Sparks Genuine Bidding War
Organizers say ticket sales for the single prize outpaced every other raffle item combined MILLBROOK – A single, highly coveted reserved parking spot near the main stadium entrance, offered as the grand prize in this year’s Legacy High School booster club raffle, reportedly sparked a genuine and unexpectedly intense bidding war among ticket buyers, with…
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Legacy High Leopard Print Spirit Gear Reportedly Becomes Town Wide Fashion Trend
Local boutique owner says demand has spread well beyond students and parents this season MILLBROOK – Leopard print spirit gear originally designed for Legacy High School students and parents has reportedly spread well beyond the school community this season, with local boutique owner Rhonda Baxter reporting that customers with no direct connection to the school…
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Equipment Manager’s Pregame Ritual Reportedly Becomes Mandatory Team Superstition This Season
Players say skipping the routine now feels genuinely unthinkable before kickoff MILLBROOK – A simple but consistent pregame routine performed by longtime Legacy High School equipment manager Gus Patterson, involving a specific order for laying out each player’s shoulder pads, has reportedly evolved from a practical organizational habit into what several players now describe as…